Scott Kicks - Legendary (2013)


After watching Castle Falls I was surprised to find Scott pointing guns in another flick with our buddy Dolph!  Universal Soldier: Reckoning set the bar extremely high and we can only go lower from there.  That cover art, it's cool in a corny way, but the actual movie is bland with awful mid-day lighting throughout and nary a hint of adventurous cave action.  Get this, Scott is a scientist looking for living dinos and Dolph is the mean hunter trying to kill them instead of study them!  Scott cold cocks Dolph and... it's all terrible...  It's clearly a Chinese-funded production with a lot of people who should never be in a movie, especially as they whine in fear against dino-cgi shadows.  Apparently Scott was recovering from an injury during this production, so there's basically no action.  Scott with no action is like a movie with no story.  Oops.  You should only watch this to stare at Dolph's face, looking mean.  

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